Casino El Camino

I ordered the Chicago. I ate it in 3 minutes. It was fantastic! Then came the pain....Right after I ate it, I felt it. Sitting in my stomach pointing at me making jokes. Ha ha you ate a 3/4 pound of meat and now your gonna die. I would of thrown up if I had a chance, but the chunk of meat in my belly would not of moved even with a two finger tango.

I had to just sit rocking back and forth to the funky music until the rest of our group ate. It was hard. I sat in a broken chair that kept on pinching me but oddly enough it comforted me. It was the only other pain that could make me forget the popping and pinching taking place in my stomach.

When I wobbled home I quickly used the bathroom..eh eh then laid in bed. It was 8:30 and by 8:31 I passed out. No brushed teeth, no washed face, fully clothed and out cold. Like I was slipped a beef mickey.
When I finally came to, I looked in the mirror, I put on my fat dress and got to work at 3/4 of an hour late. 3/4 -Just like the burger. We are One now. Me and the burger.

I give the Chicago burger a 9 out of 10. I would of given it a 10 but it made me poop.